Paradise Logic by Sophie Kemp

Meet Reality Kahn, a dangerously hopeful 23-year-old actress for local waterpark commercials, zine maker, and aspiring notary who is on an epic quest to be the greatest girlfriend of all time. Guided by ladies' magazine Girlfriend Weekly and experimental psychopharmaceuticals, Reality sets out to perform the rituals of dating and femininity in increasingly disturbing ways. Bad things keep happening to Reality on her quest, but she doesn't care: her eyes are on the prize, she wants to be the perfect girlfriend.